08.15.06
Posted in A Dog's World at 3:36 pm by Nick the Border Collie
“I’m thinking about starting an obedience class,” I told Ralph. Ralph is my outside friend. I’m not exactly sure what animal he is since I only see his eyes sticking out of the boulders, but he often comes and talks to me when I’m looking out the window.
Ralph blinked slowly. “Why do you want to start an obedience class?”
I explained how I thought obedience classes weren’t positioned properly, how more dogs would bring their owners to obedience classes if they knew their owners would be better trained.
Ralph blinked again. “But how are you going to start this obedience class? Is Michele going to help?”
Oh. I hadn’t thought about that. Michele has enough to do with her business and taking me to our obedience class. That’s why I’ve been helping her with a column because she’s so busy. Maybe Michele wouldn’t like to put on an obedience class on top of everything else.
But I couldn’t give up now. I really liked the idea. And I thought it could work. All those owners out there needing to be trained. This was my calling.
“Maybe there’s another way,” I said hopefully.
“Maybe there is,” Ralph agreed. “That’s what I like about you Nick, always looking at the bright side of things.”
I lowered my ears. “That’s a border collie trait,” I said modestly.
“Well, whatever it is, it sure is a refreshing change from the negativity I usually see out here. Most of the time all I hear is a bunch of whining about someone eating or trying to eat someone else. Or not enough food or water or some other drama. Yap, yap, yap. Can’t they figure it out it’s just the way it is? Dog-eat-dog world.”
I puzzled over that. “I don’t eat dogs.”
Ralph sighed. “Just an expression. I also forgot how naïve you border collies are. Would dog-eat-squirrel world make more sense to you?”
I thought about that. “I don’t eat squirrels either. I have a couple of squirrel friends I talk to sometimes, but I don’t want to eat them. I eat my dog food and hot dogs when we’re doing obedience. Sometimes I get to lick an empty yogurt container too. We could say, dog-eat-dog-food world? Or dog-eat-yogurt world?”
Ralph sighed again. “It must be nice to have someone else kill your food for you.”
I sensed he didn’t like my suggestions. “What about cats?”
“You eat cats?”
“No, but I like to chase them. We could say dog-chase-cat world?”
Ralph blinked at me and slowly lowered his head. “Not quite the same thing.”
Wuff,
Nick, the border collie
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08.01.06
Posted in A Dog's World, Business Tips at 9:45 am by Nick the Border Collie
I decided to ask the other dogs in my pack who they thought obedience classes were for — the humans or the dogs.
“Why do you get a column and I don’t?” asked Maddie. Maddie was a stray out of Sedona. Michele found her as a half-starved puppy at the Humane Society.
“Because I offered to do one,” I said. “I wanted a job. You didn’t want a job.”
Maddie sniffed. “I could do a column too, you know.”
I sighed. “I already told you that you could do a guest column.”
Maddie looked out the window. “Humph.”
Roxie had her head on her chewing bone. A stuffed toy and a tennis ball also surrounded her. “I don’t know why you want to write a column when there’s sheep to be herded,” she
said. Roxie was older when Michele brought her home from the Humane Society. She’d been abused and still wasn’t quite right.
“Do you see any sheep?” I asked. “No, no sheep. Not one to be found. Michele is a writer, not a shepherdess. My job is to help her with her job, so I’m helping her with writing.”
Then why are you asking questions about obedience classes?” asked Maddie. “What does knowing who’s learning to be more obedient have to do with marketing or copywriting?”
“Because it’s confusing,” I said. “I think lots of business owners don’t communicate their product or service correctly to their target market. A confused mind doesn’t buy. And if
I’m confused who obedience classes are for, maybe other dogs are confused too. Maybe more dogs would bring their owners to obedience class if they knew their owner would learn to be better behaved.”
Maddie shook her head. “That’s silly. People bring dogs to obedience class, not the other way around.”
“Well, it could go the other way,” I insisted. “Dogs can make it clear they want obedience classes especially if they think it’s benefiting the owner. But if they’re confused as to who’s getting trained, they won’t do it. And think of all the money those obedience classes are losing.”
“What if obedience classes are for the dogs and not the people?” Maddie asked. “Then would the dogs still want to come?”
I thought about this. “It depends. It would have to be positioned right. But I still think it’s for the people so I think the reason why obedience classes don’t fill up is because they aren’t explained properly. If dogs understood the true value of what they were getting, obedience classes would be a best seller!”
Maddie got to her feet and stretched. “If you’re so smart, maybe you should start your own obedience class,” she said as she strolled away.
I thought about it. Maybe she has a point.
What about your business? Are you losing customers because they don’t fully understand your product or service? Or you aren’t explaining it properly? Or you haven’t positioned it properly? Try asking your customers about your product or service and see what answers you get. You may be surprised at what you hear.
Wuff,
Nick, the border collie
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